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    From pogo stick 2@1:123/3002 to All on Thu Aug 7 04:13:57 2025
    So a guy walked into a bar, right, get this its soooooo funny. so like he walked..... INTO THE BAR. hahjahahhasah. And like his mate was in there, and like..... ONG JUST WAIT IS FUCKINGHILLARIOUS.. So like uhhhhh he uhhh starts talking to his mate, and ya know, theyre talking about normal stuff, hows the wife and kids? Did you see that ludacrus display last night? Have you gotten custody of the kids yet (The answer to that one is no, Trust me he SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THOSE THINGS HAHAHAHAHAH) so like, Yeah
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  • From Don Vally@1:135/363 to POGO STICK 2 on Thu Aug 7 06:24:21 2025
    Quoting Pogo Stick 2 to All <=-

    So a guy walked into a bar, right, get this its soooooo funny. so
    like he walked..... INTO THE BAR. hahjahahhasah. And like his mate was
    in there, and like..... ONG JUST WAIT IS FUCKINGHILLARIOUS.. So like uhhhhh he uhhh starts talking to his mate, and ya know, theyre talking about normal stuff, hows the wife and kids? Did you see that ludacrus display last night? Have you gotten custody of the kids yet (The
    answer to that one is no, Trust me he SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THOSE THINGS HAHAHAHAHAH) so like, Yeah

    Wow, this isn't even close to being funny.

    Just my opinion, your's may vary.


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  • From Rug Rat@1:135/250 to All on Thu Aug 7 05:58:49 2025
    I don't get it...

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Pogo Stick 2 on Mon Oct 6 08:51:46 2025
    So a guy walked into a bar, right, get this its soooooo funny. so like he walked..... INTO THE BAR. hahjahahhasah. And like his mate was in there, and like..... ONG JUST WAIT IS FUCKINGHILLARIOUS.. So like uhhhhh he uhhh starts talking to his mate, and ya know, theyre talking about normal stuff, hows the wife and kids? Did you see that ludacrus display last night? Have you gotten custody of the kids yet (The answer to that one is no, Trust me he SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THOSE THINGS HAHAHAHAHAH) so like, Yeah

    So it's anti-jokles you want, is it?

    Q: What did one Frenchman say to the other? A: I have no idea; I donÆt speak French.

    Knock knock. WhoÆs there?
    To.
    To who?
    No, ôto whom.ö

    Q: What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? A: ôWhereÆs my tractor?ö A2: "Who stole me fooking tractor?"

    Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    A: ItÆs not. Numbers arenÆt sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

    Q: Want to hear something thatÆll make you smile? A: Your face muscles.

    Q: What kind of fish don't swim?
    A: Dead ones.

    Q: What do you call the Med School student who comes in absolute LAST in grades?
    A: Doctor.

    Knock Knock. Whose there?

    Tears welled in Daves eyes as he realized his grandmother's Alzheimer's had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.

    Happy Halloween!
    I really do hope you get a little in the sack this month! We all want that, amiright?


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